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  • your boss is like is a diaper, which is always on your ass and almost full of shit πŸ˜›
  • i am not jealous at all , because my success is just on hold for some time πŸ™‚
  • i always came back with great ideas when i am on toilet, and then forget them all after i flus πŸ˜›
  • sorry about all text i sent you last night, my phone was drunk actually πŸ˜›
  • love you neighbors , but keep in mind don’t get get caught πŸ˜›
  • if you can not beat them , then try to arrange something to have them beaten πŸ˜›
  • if you are driving very fast , and a bird hits you window , do you ever think that GOD is playing angry bird πŸ˜›
  • have you ever read a book which has changed your life ? i have never πŸ˜›
  • getting married is same like go in to tub of full hot water, as time goes on , when you get use to it, thats not so hot πŸ˜›
  • do you know what e.t.c means ? e=end of t=thinking c=capacity πŸ˜› πŸ˜›


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  • the biggest cause of divorce is marriage
  • if you think you are player, then remember i am GAME πŸ˜›
  • this was an ow some end with me , and ugly start with you πŸ˜›
  • you can disturb me, because i am available now πŸ™‚
  • other call me salu , you can me tonight πŸ˜›
  • do want a date with me Β (A) yes (b) Β A (C) Β b
  • .every problem comes with the solution, if it not the solution that is not the problem , that is girl πŸ˜›
  • i speak my mind , i don’t mind what i speak πŸ˜›
  • enjoy your G.F as you enjoy your coffee ,enjoy before its hotness goes πŸ˜›
  • behind this smile is every thing you will never under stand πŸ˜›



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  • if i am wired with you , understand i like you πŸ™‚
  • i love to buy new things , i don’t like to waste my money πŸ™‚
  • stop waiting for that day, bang bang , this is the day πŸ˜›
  • i hate math, but i love to count money πŸ˜› πŸ˜›
  • i believe in hate at first sight πŸ˜› πŸ˜›
  • there is always a person in your life, to which to hate for no reason πŸ˜›
  • laziness is my middle name πŸ˜›
  • the earth without air is just EH πŸ˜›
  • i wish to have google in my mind πŸ˜›
  • Β i admit you have eyes, but you can not see πŸ˜›



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